A Blonde calling her mom :)"Hi Mom, How are you?"
"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware""Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call""What happened?""Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head.""What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????""Well it wasn't my fault.Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."
Grandpa's Naughty Joke Book